The classes at Loyola boast an impressive 12:1 faculty to student ratio.
That is impressive.
cheers, jw
09 July 2009
Today's Amusing Typo from Loyola
That is impressive.
cheers, jw
06 July 2009
Today's Amusing Typo
As one or the other of my readers might know, I've been editing for an online copy sweatshop. Daily, I'm amused, frustrated, or outright pissed off by something. The most recent article was perfect until I reached this funny sentence:
Disposable pie pans work well as symbols.Suppose they might? All best, jw
14 April 2009
The Bigger Picture
The Bigger Picture: "Even if you have visited the Smithsonian in person, you probably don’t know that it’s comprised of 19 museums and 9 research centers."
The Bigger Picture indeed. I went to check out this new blog because my backup child aspires to be a professional photographer. Then I see this glaring grammatical error in the first frakking pgraph.
More copy everywhere you look, every day, and most of it unedited. I don't know whether to scream or cry. I'm pretty sure I need to change professions.
Depressedly, jw
The Bigger Picture indeed. I went to check out this new blog because my backup child aspires to be a professional photographer. Then I see this glaring grammatical error in the first frakking pgraph.
More copy everywhere you look, every day, and most of it unedited. I don't know whether to scream or cry. I'm pretty sure I need to change professions.
Depressedly, jw
20 March 2009
17 March 2009
Sci Fi Channel Aims to Shed Geeky Image With New Name - TVWeek - News
Sci Fi Channel Aims to Shed Geeky Image With New Name - TVWeek - News
Yeah, this makes frakking sense. Nothing geeky at all about "SyFy."
Today is not a good day
Yeah, this makes frakking sense. Nothing geeky at all about "SyFy."
Today is not a good day
07 March 2009
The Gullibility Test: History and Culture
The Gullibility Test: History and Culture
For all my copy editing friends. Go on. Take the test. (You must have Java enabled.)
For all my copy editing friends. Go on. Take the test. (You must have Java enabled.)
06 March 2009
Hi Mustang Guy
First, a public service harangue: People, stop talking on your cell phones on the highway. Just stop it. You cannot drive safely when you are obviously engaged in an absorbing conversation--yes, I can tell from the way you look as I glance over in fear at your giant pickup truck that you are yelling at someone on your phone. STOP IT!
OK, so yesterday, I'm almost home when I pull up at a red light next to a car just like mine, a beautiful red Mustang. They are rarer than you might think. So there we are, side by side, and I'm looking over at a middle-aged guy with long hair, and I'm thinking perfect opportunity for a little harmless stranger flirting, right? Same good taste, he might be interesting... The guy is busy playing with his Garmin or something and never looks over. So what comes on the radio at that very moment? "I can't get no ... satisfaction"! Hilarious. So I turned it up and gunned the engine. I think he noticed me then, but I was too busy playing with my engine to care.
But Mick Jagger made me smile.
And today's funny is...
cheers, jw
OK, so yesterday, I'm almost home when I pull up at a red light next to a car just like mine, a beautiful red Mustang. They are rarer than you might think. So there we are, side by side, and I'm looking over at a middle-aged guy with long hair, and I'm thinking perfect opportunity for a little harmless stranger flirting, right? Same good taste, he might be interesting... The guy is busy playing with his Garmin or something and never looks over. So what comes on the radio at that very moment? "I can't get no ... satisfaction"! Hilarious. So I turned it up and gunned the engine. I think he noticed me then, but I was too busy playing with my engine to care.
But Mick Jagger made me smile.
And today's funny is...
cheers, jw
23 February 2009
Typo of the day for librarians
Typo of the day for librarians
Not usually funny but interesting. Typos are a bit of a problem in catalogs, of course, and this group throws in some history to dress up the common typos listed. For instance, today is the anniversary of the announcement of Dolly the cloned sheep. She was created in a laboratory, not a laboratoy or a labortory.
Not usually funny but interesting. Typos are a bit of a problem in catalogs, of course, and this group throws in some history to dress up the common typos listed. For instance, today is the anniversary of the announcement of Dolly the cloned sheep. She was created in a laboratory, not a laboratoy or a labortory.
19 February 2009
Does no one read these before they go to print?
Almost as good as "Police shoot man in wheelchair after standoff"
17 February 2009
I Apologize for Apologizing
Click on the title link above, and read all the way down to the second letter. I'm in complete agreement with that guy.
10 February 2009
Why They Teach "Connotation" in Copy Editor School
Oh those sports guys.
(Thanks to Doug Fisher at commonsensej.blogspot.com.)
07 February 2009
Masked Intruders Roaming The White House Grounds - washingtonpost.com
Masked Intruders Roaming The White House Grounds - washingtonpost.com: "'The idea of raccoons on the White House grounds gives us great pause,' spokesman Bill Burton said."
Yes, he said that.
Yes, he said that.
04 February 2009
All in the Detals
I miss the group brain! Hi, copy comrades; hope you're all coping without me. I'm lonely.
Best typo ever:
Best,
jd
Best typo ever:
Best,
jd
25 Reasons to Be OK Without a Job (for Now)
25. I’ve been looking for a reason to play with the Bullet I rec’d for xmas. The thing on the infomercials, y’know, for food. Dinner in ten seconds. If I get good at it, maybe I can make dinner so fast, I’ll gain time. Also, I can become an advanced Formanizer. With the food processor and mixer that I also rec’d, I can learn to work magic in the kitchen.
24. Finally, there’s time to alphabetize the DVDs. The CDs. The spices. Stand back, I’m an English language professional.
23. Dance lessons.
22. Uh … OK, who the frak do I think I’m kidding? I’m going to go take over the little room and unpack my home office stuff …
25 goals to consider for the next two weeks of salaried vaca
Obviously this is brainstorming and I’ll need to prune to reasonable levels; that said, I’ll try to steer clear of the seemingly impossible. No ‘learn to fly.’
1. write something original every day, surely you can do that
2. a project a day, or if project is too much, one definible step. Today, set up the sewing station to make a mole with the backup child. Something to do with science class…? With the machine up already, mend something. See? Project.
3.longer walkies…though not today, because now that the snow stopped and what fell mostly melted, it looks really soggy, and because today is your wake up and feel sorry for yourself and get it out of the way day
4. clean up diets around these parts. Tie teenager to chair and forcefeed vegetables.
5. a chunk of organizing every day, tho this needs planning in detail (this is something long overdue, all planned for 2008 and carried out before and after vit D deficiency among other things, so the house is partially done, maybe more than halfway)
6. the essays, my dear, the essays. Stop and Think. Jump Off a Cliff. Always Bet on the Spotted Horse. This can be done, or at least brainstormed. I put it here instead of work work because it’ll be more fun than work
7. try not to obsess about the job search. You need some time off too, or some time to focus on life and all its possibilities.
8. leave the house every day; go somewhere different if you can, somewhere you’ve never been if at all possible (though maybe not today, see #3 for excuse). Savage Mill. All the libraries in Howard. All the Starbucks in Howard. Lake Kittamaqundi and Centennial Lake. All those stores in Balto you never make time for.
9. purge/sync online and offline address books; remove Elsevier phone from personal records at creditors; maybe this should go on the organizing list
10. wear your stupid guard during the day if you have to, you moron, ouch
11. keep track; that will help, it really will
12. LPs—all those bloody scratched up LPs. Do some projects, organize the tools, record some music.
13. make lists of 25 things until head explodes
14. do some Art Homework every day (see #8)
15. learn some Chinese curses, ta ma de
16. go to the national portrait gallery on a weekday and just walk around for like 4 hours (see #14)
17. read
18. set up calendar
19. write three new chapters, conform at least the first seven with outline as it stands, clean out all old notes for Moon
20. quit smoking, oh yeah, this should come first
21. reorganize kitchen storage
22. barter for some wood
23. mending
24. find map of paths
25. clean jewelry
Well, that’s 25 things to think about. I wrote something today, and cleaned out the office closet, and read a little; it’s a start.
jw
24. Finally, there’s time to alphabetize the DVDs. The CDs. The spices. Stand back, I’m an English language professional.
23. Dance lessons.
22. Uh … OK, who the frak do I think I’m kidding? I’m going to go take over the little room and unpack my home office stuff …
25 goals to consider for the next two weeks of salaried vaca
Obviously this is brainstorming and I’ll need to prune to reasonable levels; that said, I’ll try to steer clear of the seemingly impossible. No ‘learn to fly.’
1. write something original every day, surely you can do that
2. a project a day, or if project is too much, one definible step. Today, set up the sewing station to make a mole with the backup child. Something to do with science class…? With the machine up already, mend something. See? Project.
3.longer walkies…though not today, because now that the snow stopped and what fell mostly melted, it looks really soggy, and because today is your wake up and feel sorry for yourself and get it out of the way day
4. clean up diets around these parts. Tie teenager to chair and forcefeed vegetables.
5. a chunk of organizing every day, tho this needs planning in detail (this is something long overdue, all planned for 2008 and carried out before and after vit D deficiency among other things, so the house is partially done, maybe more than halfway)
6. the essays, my dear, the essays. Stop and Think. Jump Off a Cliff. Always Bet on the Spotted Horse. This can be done, or at least brainstormed. I put it here instead of work work because it’ll be more fun than work
7. try not to obsess about the job search. You need some time off too, or some time to focus on life and all its possibilities.
8. leave the house every day; go somewhere different if you can, somewhere you’ve never been if at all possible (though maybe not today, see #3 for excuse). Savage Mill. All the libraries in Howard. All the Starbucks in Howard. Lake Kittamaqundi and Centennial Lake. All those stores in Balto you never make time for.
9. purge/sync online and offline address books; remove Elsevier phone from personal records at creditors; maybe this should go on the organizing list
10. wear your stupid guard during the day if you have to, you moron, ouch
11. keep track; that will help, it really will
12. LPs—all those bloody scratched up LPs. Do some projects, organize the tools, record some music.
13. make lists of 25 things until head explodes
14. do some Art Homework every day (see #8)
15. learn some Chinese curses, ta ma de
16. go to the national portrait gallery on a weekday and just walk around for like 4 hours (see #14)
17. read
18. set up calendar
19. write three new chapters, conform at least the first seven with outline as it stands, clean out all old notes for Moon
20. quit smoking, oh yeah, this should come first
21. reorganize kitchen storage
22. barter for some wood
23. mending
24. find map of paths
25. clean jewelry
Well, that’s 25 things to think about. I wrote something today, and cleaned out the office closet, and read a little; it’s a start.
jw
03 February 2009
One More Thought or Not
Conflict is a necessary part of life. Tension upon the strings of a violin can make majestic music. The critical mass of two hydrogen atoms trying to occupy the same space fuels the sun that nourishes everything.
This is a good time to begin something.
I seem to stray further and further from my guiding theme. Alas, I've needed to vent just a little today, and the family has had their own other worries. This at least feels like sharing.
I'll get back to scolding others soon enough.
To tide us all over, here's a link: NYT Error
This is a good time to begin something.
I seem to stray further and further from my guiding theme. Alas, I've needed to vent just a little today, and the family has had their own other worries. This at least feels like sharing.
I'll get back to scolding others soon enough.
To tide us all over, here's a link: NYT Error
02 February 2009
Drained
I'm exhausted. Two and a half weeks of roller coaster emotions, and I'm surprised I hung on as well as I did. No real question why my back hurts.
So I have nothing left, and I just discovered that Warren Lapine is back in business. My initial reaction was to write about the news, and I have plenty to say about it. Some readers might know why. Others will have to wait, because I cannot think two thoughts in a row about the same subject right this minute.
But I'll be back.
jw
So I have nothing left, and I just discovered that Warren Lapine is back in business. My initial reaction was to write about the news, and I have plenty to say about it. Some readers might know why. Others will have to wait, because I cannot think two thoughts in a row about the same subject right this minute.
But I'll be back.
jw
The Worst Is Over
So, my job was eliminated. I'll miss the place it was, my office for two and a half out of the last three years, and I'll miss the people a lot more. I'll be able to stay in touch with many of them, which helps. And I have a couple of leads on new work, so I'm really OK.
Wish I could do more to help all the others being laid off today. I was number two or three, so I didn't get to hang out and find out what happened to everyone else. I have an awful feeling my department is in for it. Very sad.
Like I said, I'll miss the folks, but I'm ready to move on to a new challenge.
I'll be looking for work in Columbia, Md., part or full time. My background is in writing and editing but I have many related skills. I'm also available for freelance writing and editing gigs. You know where to reach me.
I hope everyone else is having a better day. It sure is beautiful outside! I stopped at the library on the way home for a book about making better presentations (you can post a slide presentation along with a resume in some spots now, so I figured why not?), but I think I'll take a little walk before settling down to more work! The ick in the kitchen can wait.
Best, jw
Wish I could do more to help all the others being laid off today. I was number two or three, so I didn't get to hang out and find out what happened to everyone else. I have an awful feeling my department is in for it. Very sad.
Like I said, I'll miss the folks, but I'm ready to move on to a new challenge.
I'll be looking for work in Columbia, Md., part or full time. My background is in writing and editing but I have many related skills. I'm also available for freelance writing and editing gigs. You know where to reach me.
I hope everyone else is having a better day. It sure is beautiful outside! I stopped at the library on the way home for a book about making better presentations (you can post a slide presentation along with a resume in some spots now, so I figured why not?), but I think I'll take a little walk before settling down to more work! The ick in the kitchen can wait.
Best, jw
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